The women! The cocktails! The laughing! I’m in love with 800 new people and that’s tricky for a gypsy girl like me, which is why it was bittersweet to leave BlogHer early to meet up with a lovely grad school pal.

Did you know that Charlene is a hot little number with a potty mouth (sigh), and that Kelly is totally cut and funny as hell, and Jessica is pretty and funny and oh so droll (we received many evil glances for giggling our way through some of the conference sessions) and Sarah goddess mother of twins with the best swag ever. And don’t believe a word she says, she’s absolutely stunning (and funny with a cute little baby boy strapped to her body). And many others… phew!

Still, not even enough time to lay eyes (or hands) on little Tanis, or Plain Jane Mom, and hardly hardly got to love up on Stefania.

This has been 8 trips stuffed into one and I’m exhausted and happy and only a teensy bit homesick. Sigh. So many women. Not enough time.